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Oh, she'll Come home with you. She's wearing a thong, man.
That's what they all say until they drop dead. Let me give you one.
Clones.
What the hell is this shit?
When I got my fully loaded Honda Odyssey, I didn't go around bragging about it, did I?
Imagine coming here back when we were single.
Emi turns into a Simi voice. Are you finished, Cheezborger? No, Jeffy. It’s a longest one.
I've never seen them look happier.
ONCE YOU TRY BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACCK
Honey, obsessed is a very strong word.
I went online earlier this afternoon, got a few pick-up lines to get the ball rolling.
Ew.
Come on, come on. Let the mayhem commence.
Um, do you need a ride home?
Yeah. A what?
- Check that out. - Ha, ha. Thanks for the tip, Twilight.
I'll be 21 next week.
Not bad, right?
- Sorry. You weren't answering your phone. - No. I'm working.
Wait a minute. Are you saying let them go out and cheat?
- What's fake chow? - When you're going south on them...
- All right. - Yeah! Getting wasted.
Driving in a car with you is like being with a horny bobblehead.
How late's this bitch staying open tonight?
- Come on! - Come on! Come on!
I'm realizing you're the only one That's meant to be
We're going to the players' digs for beer and brats. Join us?
That's right, that's right. Tonight we build up some strength, and then tomorrow, pfft...
...in case we lose power and the main genny doesn't kick in.
- Yes, it is. - No.
Uh-huh. Okay, now watch this, man.
Well, uh, you definitely have a screw loose.
Well, we messed around once, but just a little.
I'm young again, I'm young again I'm young again
When Rick gets home What’s gunner doing Maggie he is playing push it in his room Rick says what
Yeah. Tell me about it.
When two people become one
Yeah, I remember.
- Not bad, huh? - All right. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
Maybe we should just call the girls, ask them to come home.
He'd like to join.
Fuck it. Okay, here.
Why can’t you do it in the bathroom like every other guy?
Well, cut through the woods!
You--
...because their little necks don't have-- They're just kind of like--
Hey. Hi. This is for you. it's from Diana.
i promise you'll never find another like me! whoo hoo hoo woo hoo spelling is fun F-U-N baby you're only you that's the whole point of you. reading you with pencils and ribbonns and arthramatic whoo hoo hoo i promise you'll never find another like me.
Is that the plan? Yeah.
Here's 50 bucks, okay?
Your aunt's staying here?
- Did you faint, sir? - No, I just ....
I got caught up in my reps and my curls and shit and just lost track of time.
...but my wife gave me this one time deal where I get to be with another woman.
Mm.
...rub-and-tug... tea bag...
Is it gonna be that girl that he checked out...
- Come, come. - Everybody upstairs.
Hurry up!
- Vanished? - Yes.
And she doesn't forget.
No. No, you've changed. All you're thinking about is yourself.
Couldn't last seven minutes.
Yes, I can, Jeffy. This is a really longest peeing, Cheezborger, okay?
Approximately 10:30 p.m.
- Oh, happy birthday. - Thanks.
...so I just cleaned the windows and left early.
...when you got back home?
Never hear from her again. Your wife will never find out.
Better be. Cost me 275 bucks to get her here.
And, no, you didn't make me feel uncomfortable.
Mm-hm. Let's forget the internet, all right?
...Rick and Fred had the week off from marriage...
Ha, ha. Well, what choice do we have?
- So you got a woman who quit smoking. - Right.
Mothers, lock up your daughters. The dogs are off the leash.
Well, not tonight, you don't. I'm bloated and I have cramps.
- What? - Please don't judge me.
I was asking you about that hall-pass thing. I babysat for the Putneys last night.
But, um, I really love my husband.
it's awful.
No, no, no. Let me explain something to you, okay?
Hey, anyone thinking chocolate-chip cookie dough in a waffle cone?
- GE. - What GE?
Aah! Aah! NO!
Wow. This is like secret-agent stuff.
Hey Matt. This guys willy looks tiny Compared to yours
I know. I was just Corning by to let you guys know what a great job you did.
N.../Opening To The Backyardigans: The Legend Of The Volcano Sisters 2007 DVD
A what?
The best of times
No, you didn't give him the wrong impression.
HEY- hi.
...what about the shiny new set of cans on Mandy?
I think that you need this. I think we need this.
- ...but it's too young to have a beer? - Really?
You thought that was funny?
You had your chance.. You blew it!!
- You're awesome at sex. - Oh.
- Dove. - I like Dove.
All right.
You're under arrest for supplying alcohol to a minor.
No, besides, cars turn me on.
We're finally in. We're having a little soiree.
Remember when we went to Lucy's award thing?
Thirteen hundred dollars? For two bottles of booze?
All right.
- Yeah. - All right.
Pick up your own balls and bats! Move your ass!
Maybe this is the progressive, cool thing to do.
Till then. Come on, pound the potato.
I feel like I'm vibrating. Like ....
...and your main generator drops out?
Grace has been in a car accident.
Waiting for a sign
Oh ....
- So when he came into the room .... - What?
yes beryl cak? what do you want? i want to be the wooley jumper.
Wow, so you're married?
- Ohh. Hey, thanks very much. - No, no, no. I said the young guy.
We really, really do.
We have a team meeting in like 20 minutes. it's a tradition.
I'm sure there's an explanation for why he hasn't slept in your bed.
That's the day I lost my virginity. March 25th, 1989.
This spot right here.
Not just for you and me, but for all mankind.
It's not like my game could get any worse.
Very disappointed