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Ah, shit. I forgot to take out the trash.
Hey Kevin, switch with this guy
This is all my fault. I'm the one that caused all of this.
Let's go. Come on, batter up. Let's go.
Yeah. No, I feel good.
Yeah. Yeah. it's a touring edition, dick.
I think I was in the hot tub too long. I just ....
but she'll know once you buy it anyway! no! you don't wanna buy cups if you'll just break them! oh ok how bout barf? ok then. (laughing) it's an excuse mommy! ok then we just buy the plates then. but now i wanna get the fake barf! ok then how much? $5.90.
Yeah. That was so much fun.
- So, what you waiting for'?! - Oh. Hey. Heh, heh.
Wow.
Robbie switch with This guy
It's on the house. it's from Diana.
Oh, I love you, Grace.
And tell them that I'll call them at bedtime. Okay, miss you guys.
Oh, my God. You are so brave.
What the hell is wrong with you two?
Aw, thank you, Mandy. I threw in a backup generator...
You gotta be careful because they'll come into your throat. But no, no, I got ....
- Oh, look at that. - it's cute.
What happens if you lose power during a blow...
Thanks for coming to the war room, old chap.
...and kids' drawings on the fridge, you know?
What? No. Who said Mommy has a fat ass?
Yeah. Yeah, come on in.
Is it because of her fat ass?
Freeze right there!
Oh, yes.
- Tongue? - Of course.
We don't mean to question your betting process...
As far as I'm concerned, you have the week off from marriage.
Go, go. Drive.
Fred, I need to talk to you.
No, I just thought your wife might've died and you're wearing it out of respect.
- We're gonna get laid, right? - Yeah.
Me when a girl says she goes to the gym
Oh just some brownies Of the pot variety
That's not so bad.
Whoa. Oh ....
Grace?
Is everything okay?
- Whoo! Ha, ha. - Whoo! OW.
I guess they must've gone upstairs.
By - No, I don't mean that in a bad way.
Oh, God.
He couldn't fall asleep.
Ha, ha. The old hamster wheel. Yeah. I'm on that baby too.
CockGobblers.com
I'm gonna get going as well, guys. See you later.
What are you thinking, Olive Garden?
Hey, let me ask you something. ls Grace a big baseball fan?
Were things that bad that we have to do something this extreme?
It's not just me. it's gonna be Gary, Hog-Head, Flats.
- Oh. - Yeah. Yeah.
A friend of mine's DJ'ing, so I promised him I'd come.
Not very relaxing so far. Um ....
Oh. Should we go talk with this girl right here?
You all right? You okay?
And miraculously, it came through.
- Holy shit! - Ha-ha-ha.
- In the rumpus? - Right inside.
Grace.
groota? what do you want gouchen? feed the gangreneryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal gangrene! betrayal gangrene! gangsnokerene gangumpgonkeresmoktose! thank you gangrannysnellrene ganstylenamenerink! you're welcome ganhoriruawhaleugurgerezip!
You're thinking of snow dogs
End result....
But here's the weird thing. I wasn't even afraid of them at all.
No, it's not a separation, it's a hall pass.
No, no. Fred's not a gawker. He's a good boy. Ha, ha.
- Oh! - Not bad, yeah?
Hey, guys, come on. We're late.
- Give me the helmet. - Mm-hm.
Look, hey, you think your shit don't float?
What is that?
Get your rocks off, right? Protect your wife's feelings.
That was fucking awesome. We saw the whole thing.
Maggie, Grace. Rick Coleman, my golf buddy.
...let's-make-fun-of the-dorky-suburban-guy.._
I would if one came right now, sure.
Yeah. Something like that.
- What? - You just checked out that girl's butt.
Aah! Brent, that hurts!
Fred, would you ever just walk into a UFO on your own?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What if the cops question me?
You know what winners do? They walk away from the table while they're up.
Push the defrost button on the microwave, boys.
"You come over here out of the blue with a bag of garbage."
- That'll be $2. - Nice tunes, by the way.
Can't you be believing now?
Hello? Bluh. Ha, ha.
Nah, Flats is right. This is day three. You guys haven't even talked to a girl.
No, I've actually never been here before.
Fred? I thought you were Rick.
So, what do you think?
- Jenny. Yeah. - Jenny.
- I don't know. - Any girl you choose.
I'm so sorry.
- Let's go get a beer. - Yeah.
You have your wife for the rest of your life.
But I never got your number!
It's just you and me, buddy, for the next 6 days. Ha, ha.
That's true. That's true.
Look, you are insanely beautiful and sexy...
Hey, Jeffy. Why is Cheezborger peeing on bush so longest? Okay, Jake, I’m on it. I’m back, Jeffy… What the heck is going on here, Jeffy?
- What the hell were you thinking? - Okay, scoot along now, Paige.
Coakly’s back in town He wants to hang and he wants to bang
Last week when you drove me home, I shouldn't have snapped at you like that.
- Come on, it's for the-- - No, Paige.
What are you doing, man? The mazeltov? Give me a break.
I don't know how you can be so calm...
- Thank you. - Yeah.
...so he's been racking on the couch and, you know...
Hmm.
You do?
There he is. Hey.
Come on, man!
I would never climb into one of those things.
Ah. I'm gonna head out.
Um, hold on an second. Rick just walked in.
Oh ....
She went over there to break the kid's heart.
That was amazing.
Come on, guys! All right, listen, I say we go to a titty bar, yeah?
Okay, well, the guy at the Comfy Nite Inn said it doesn't really kick in till about 9:30.
You people are horrible, HORRIBLE!
This place is dead.
I love you too, Fred.
- Aah! - Yeah! Ha, ha.
Mm. No, I'm with Rico. Freddie tie-tie.
Okay. All right, thank you.
Watch porn? Yeah. Half the girls in those things are my age.
I just mean if that was one of the things on the old bucket list...
Oh, chicks dig motorcycles. Come on.