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- In the shower? - Yeah.
How old are you?
You mean rather than take the slow boat to resentment?
- Skydiving. - Skinny-dip in the Indian Ocean.
Could you buy me some beer?
- I don't know if we need to go now. - Come on.
Hey.
Oh, hey. Hey.
No.
george stop being a coohhoberemjedifhshtitirurydeurutitoeiwie! sorry faye!
I mean everybody.
Maybe it's time to let them go out there and find out what it's like.
You make me laugh, Freddie. Come on, try this.
Come on. Let's go to the slides, Gunnar.
It's not a yes-or-no offer, and it's not a debate.
Okay, ma'am. If you say he's yours, you can have him.
No. Are you telling me...
He kissed me one night. Kissed him back. It was a big mistake.
Where is everybody? Hello?
...but he's gonna give some make-believe genie 6 G's'?
- Hurry! - Hurry!
I know a place that got ass on tap!
This is Stella Bass Band.
I do believe it's true
Hello.
Shake it, shake it, shake it You the one for me
- Oh. Ha, ha. - Ha, ha.
You know, in fact, it's so quiet I kind of just-- I kind of hit a wall.
She told me everything and I have to admit, I was very impressed.
You look down there, it's like, Hey, I'm Billy Big-mouth Vagina.
...they could be with these other women.
- A bar? Ha, ha. - it's a good routine.
I can feel it
I started wondering, who is he gonna be thinking about when we're having sex?
No. She already got us. Thank you.
Especially since you have your wife's permission now.
...I could help you cross that off. To sleep with a married guy.
I wanna remember what it feels like to be with someone...
I miss that.
Bye, Ed.
It's not your fault.
And I am gonna treat you like the queen that you are for the rest of your days.
She's having difficulty breathing.
God is punishing me because I'm the worst husband in the world.
- Go! Go! Go! - Come on!
Thank you, Jeffy. You’re welcome, Cheezborger. I’m going to beat up daddy!
- Oh .... - Oh, yeah.
And the tea bags were-- You heat those up.
What?
I ground June. Hi, Jeffy. What is she doing? I’m using Cheezborger peeing on bush, Johnny. Did you grounds June?
- Shh. Here she comes, here she comes. - All right. Thanks.
And stay with you here tonight
Never looking down
Does Fred ever check out other women in front of you?
Got a meeting across town in 'IO minutes, so I should boogie.
Why?
Couldn’t last five minutes.
How do you know that?
You think this is some alligator-infested moat? No one can get over there to you?
Watch me.
Look, um, I really can't accept this.
Creep into your victim 's ears
- What am I, your slave? - See you.
I mean, I know she came on to you twice, and that both times you set her straight.
What the hell just happened?
Oh, God. Grace needs me!
You gotta hit them right out of the gate. Half an hour from now you'll be old news.
- Does this mean you're going steady? - it's not funny.
Just be patient. He'll come.
You guys want beautiful women, right?
- Thanks. Yeah. - Ha, ha.
That's good, that's good. You remember how we dominated in JV basketball?
Little hit. Little hit. Let's go, Gerry.
This is my friend Fred. Fred, say hello to Harold and Marcy Goldberg.
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.
No, I'm one of those people who can never throw up.
Okay. Sorry.
- Two beers, please. - You got it.
And I wanted to feel wanted again.
Yeah. Peace it.
- Come on, who are you gonna bone first? - Uh ....
How about I replace them. First thing tomorrow morning...
We are always running for the thrill of it Thrill of it
Wait, okay, I see some movement.
Okay, so I occasionally notice other women. I'm sorry.
Have you ever considered giving him a hall pass?
- Hi. - What can I get you?
Hit it.
Well, yeah.
With a price tag north of 240 large, it better be paradise.
I'm crazy about my wife!
. .
It's gonna be a long week. I think we need to pace ourselves.
It's after midnight and I gotta get up early with the kids.
Hot.
I’m fine, Cheezborger. Hi, Sally! Hi, Cheezborger! Why is two voices? Because I’m peeing longest on bush. Cheezborger, let me see. Thank you for peeing, Cheezborger. You’re welcome, Sally.
- Where did you get that? - Mommy.
- Tell me what you see. - Wha--?
NAUGHTY NOO NOO!
I mean, come on. Paige has a crush on you and you didn't take advantage of her.
Come on, I'm a junior in college.
Meet me down here in about one hour sharp.
Look, I mean, on the bright side, they're not cheating on us, right?
So, what are you doing here?
What happened?
...these guys are clean.
And for your mate?
You must be from Ireland because when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
- it's like space. - Leigh!
- Is he going to jail? - Thank you so much.
Everyone came tonight and they stayed, except for you!
Hey. There's my girl.
He doesn't have to answer to anybody.
Is that good for a marriage, that she's willing to try something this insane?
It's just-- I think I'm allergic to it, and it makes me all queasy and--
Oh, God.
Your mother and I have the kids. We've got Paige. No problem.
Not tonight, fellas.
All I know is our marriage is better than ever.
But my Aunt Meg wants to meet you.
You think I should Photoshop the baby out?
I work out there.
It was those tall skinny guys and they were all over my yard.
Really.
Honey?
- I don't wanna be a home wrecker, Rick. - No, no, no.
- Oh. Cool. - Can't wait.
Okay, one quick story.
Let me give you a card. If you need any home, auto, life insurance.