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And I know Hogwarts right here would pay more.
Hey, where are the guys?
"I started wondering, who is he gonna be thinking about when we're having sex?"
I'll fucking kill you! Come here!
Here comes Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
So I guess the real question becomes...
No.
No, it wasn't.
Oh, my God!
I can grant you this wish and make like it never happened.
I'm legal now.
I really don't like kids.
I'm thinking she'll remember it, and it gets a little bit complicated...
Well, are you gonna throw up?
Gary was talk-- Who was he talking about it to?
Did we skip five holes?
Why would I need a hall pass, huh? I got you!
Oh, my God.
Never occurred to you that the wife and three kids...
Well, you know, she's a good kid. She's a good kid and I do what I can for the kids.
I thought when we got married that it would stop, but it doesn't. it's just-- it's there.
Hey Matt. Even with a boner, this guys willy looks tiny compared to yours
It's just...
- Okay. Mm. - Very nice seeing you.
Can you believe all the talent here today?
What are you doing, man? Come on.
Came close, but kids were awake when we got home.
...or, like, see Kathy Griffin in concert.
Ah, ah, ah.
Wait a second, you wanna quit?
The floors are French limestone and the counter tops are Brazilian granite.
I only got one shot at this, all right?
It's a principle in psychology which says...
Will I see again?
Wow.
Britney's? No way, those are like Baja miles.
Pound it.
They've actually got a bar there, so I always grab a beer after my workout.
I'm just a /icky girl
- We're on the sixth hole. - They're cutting.
You said Jeffy’s a bad boy? You’re a bad boy!
Wait a second, wait. Where's Coakley?
Oh, God.
- I'll tell you this. I do remember this. - What's up with this shit?
This is tricky because, obviously, getting a blow job from a guy, you know, is bad...
Jump up.
...they just want to do it more than ever.
They said she was in a oar accident and they took her to the hospital.
They all went out to some party. Come on in.
The end.
Hog-Head, please, man. You don't have $7500.
I say we, uh, tie a bow on it and put her to bed.
Hey, genie, can you make my dick work?
You dip them in water, heat them up, and put them on pressure--
Okay.
- Thank you, Eddie. - Ha, ha. Hey, Dad.
...and they begin to believe that if not for you...
Wasn’t a question
What, is that your adult voice? That would be inappropriate, Paige.
- No, you weren't. - Yeah, I was.
Good night. Thank you.
It's not the way you think. it's more like a curse. it's something you can't help.
Licky like a tangerine
...because of some bullshit agreement you had with your wife?
I'm just saying, maybe a little freedom would be good for them, and for you.
When they don't know us that well.
Cheezborger need to peeing on bush. Hold on for a second. Aah!!! I’m not selfish anymore! I’m peeing on bush!
Come on. Guys, come on, let's go. Let's pick it up.
- Well-- Kind of-- - We-- Sort of--
I like you too, Gerry.
- What can I get you? - Can I get three tequila shots, please?
- Up for it? - Yeah.
- The whole thing is just embarrassing. - Stop it.
You are not getting a hall pass. So you can cut the bullshit.
...but it didn't really bother me. it actually felt good.
I won. Uh.
Fucking hell.
And they danced
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
Sure.
Can I get a rub-and-tug and finish off with a tea bag, please?
We didn't know what was going on because he came in through the window.
This hall pass.
- Are you okay? - I don't wanna get into all the details...
- Oh! - Whoa.
All right.
I sent him home. He's fine now.
How come Mommy doesn't wear a bikini anymore?
She walked by and I glanced back for like half a second.
- Answer Flats. - What's the question?
I'm just saying, that is very cool.
You're kidding. You don't-- You've never done that before?
All right, here we are.
- Yes. - Whoo!
Well, if that's what you're getting at I'm not gonna say no.
No, no, she did.
You fucking kidding me?
Well, come on, Flats, I can't very well bring a bunch of models back to my place.
...this internet dating thing is.
Jump up.
Oh. This fucking guy.
Hey, girl.
"That Woman Needs Something In Her Mouth."
Okay. Uh, goodbye. Mwah.
...then the whole concept is dead.
We're getting cut on by the Joy Luck Club.
- A what? - One week off from marriage.
I'm kidding. A joke. Come on.
Smooth sailing.
Look, I saw her car in the parking lot. I know she's here.
Shake it, shake it, Mama You the one for me
Do you have a shot count?
When an eight surrounds herself with less attractive women...
Another thing? After you've lost your parents' money...
People that know us just a little bit. Like in a casual surface-y kind of way.
But also, what they've just put in is a new bike trail--
What kind of gif maker do you use
Uh, well, I don't really squat. I just run on the hamster wheel after work every day.
Whoa. Greased Lightning, take your foot off the gas. These things take time.
Then she gives that tiny little pelvic arch thrust...
- Still married. - Oh, is she? Great. I'm glad it worked out.
Where?
Licky like a sexy ear
Yeah!
- Huh? - it's called the reactance theory.
I mean, it's cute, but it's really sad.
Huh?
That seems a little stiff.
- Wanna near something funnier? - Yeah.
Tres showing up at the OCC driving range tomorrow
Guys, attempt to be cool.
Mm.
He came over last night. Drank some wine.
Besides, if you pay for golf you get full access to the resort, including the pool bar.
- Okay, now we got two of them. - I don't care!
Oh, my God.
Yeah, me too.
- What the hell took you so long? - I couldn't find my umbrella.
Got him, like, looking like Thurston Howell too. Eh ....
- Where nothing is good - Shh, shh, shh.
Hmm.
They've just added this porch.
Oh, yeah.