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Quiet. Gunnar just fell asleep.
- Hello. - Hey. Oh. What are you doing here?
...and women only like me for three months at a time.
Beaner’s back in town He wants to hang and he wants to bang
- Wow. That's a biggie. Happy birthday. - Yeah.
Oh. So they're letting you go?
Rick, this isn't something that I just ....
- Where'd you get those? - From the guy who cleans my office.
And then the dads in the audience, they're all clapping.
Uh, 24 minutes ago.
Ed thought with the little ones you can never be too cautious.
Dear Grace, our final game is tonight.
No. I told you, I just had to talk him off the ledge.
Wait a second, wait, where's Coakley?
I want the hall pass, okay?
- I'm gonna try to bang your receptionist. - No, no, no! Fred. Fred.
Oh, have you been listening to those loudmouths ell night?
What would you rather? Make out with a guy or let him blow you?
No, no, no! I didn't have sex with your mom.
Oh yeah? This morning you left the computer on Cockgobblers.com!!
...knowing our husbands are out chasing tail all over town.
Room's soundproof.
- And how's she doing? - Good.
God.
So I mean, what were you doing driving around at 1 in the morning?
...make landfall.
Okay? I'm gonna quit fantasy football this year.
For me they were.
Oh, really? Here?
- And where is he? - He's ....
Just chilling.
Okay. All right. Bye.
- Pshh. Ha, ha. - Uh-oh. Ha, ha.
Oh, oh Like I did yesterday
Ooh, here. Here. Here. Just take this just in case.
When you eat it, it's a much more mellow buzz. Makes you feel sort of relaxed.
- Yeah, I know. - What a bizarre world...
How does it make sense that 20's old enough to vote or watch porn...
And in reality, you and me, here...
Hey, Missy.
- Um, she misheard. No. - You must fill out form.
How about you, Rick? You have any kids?
Huh. There's something you don't see a lot.
- Wow. - What?
Oh, hey.
Here, I'll get it. I'll get it, watch. Watch, watch, watch.
- What is that? Four 7s. Is that good? - She's kidding.
And bulletproof. Also, Curt Schilling's been in here, because I know him.
I can't feel my legs!
Yeah, that can never happen again.
- All right. Have fun. - Okay.
Hello?
'Cause I 'll take any risk
...and you don't know if she's gonna stop you.
- Thank you. Bye-bye. - Yeah. Night.
- Not him. Him. - No, they were delicious.
Wow, Dad, you used to have muscles.
What the hell are we doing for the rest of the night?
Come here.
Perfect.
Do the alphabet, Rick! Aah!
I’m sorry. My dad is ground me. Oh, hi, Jeffy. What is she doing? I’m using Cheezborger peeing on bush, June. Did Johnny grounds you?
- What about you, you get lucky? - No.
Oh, no. No, that is Kathy Griffin.
glawwp glauup pinch foward bash bash ow! ow! yow! glove curve glove curve! it's monkey business! glaowowup glaowowup! uank! blap! blap! both head sides fank fank!
But did you have to hook your boat up to it?
So what You waitin fo
Oh, great, man, great.
- Who's gonna steal a golf cart? - Criminals.
You need help.
How much would you pay to have your way with a Hawaiian Tropic girl...
i got furby! i got furby! i got furby! i got furby! you know i think she wanted a furby. i got furby!
Yeah, no. I mean, jeez, um ....
I took her for granted. I took Maggie for granted. Yeah.
...and every cell in my body is angry at me right now.
The old dude invited me. He invited the entire club.
Hi.
ls the sun and it's shining on you Next to me
- No. - Really?
Everybody in the shack!
Go. Go have some fun. You haven't been out all week.
Hi, Maggie. This is Isabel.
Oh, no, no, no. He means that his penis is Dublin.
- Ugh. - Fuck, no!
What I mean is that I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Hmm.
...out of just pure desire...
What are you thinking airbus?
And I walked right in.
I can't do well When I think you're gonna leave me
- All right. I'll see you later on. - Yeah.
And the truth is, I never really thought he'd go through with it.
You know what? I don't think we need any phony pick-up lines.
My whole family was there! And they don't come to anything!
Hey. And hello to Alli--
- Oh. This is your car? - Yes!
- A shot count? - Yeah!
Oh, what the hell.
He wants to hang and he wants to bang.
- We can let her-- - What? Are you serious?
- What do you mean? - Don't you get it?
Speaking of installations...
Let's roll, baby.
I like my bongos with a little mileage on them
What happened to you yesterday? Thought we were gonna get a beer.
No. No, that's not me. No, that was intended for Rick.
And there 's room in there with the stick?
Coakley's back in town.
Carpal tunnel syndrome.
How I know what you want if you no fill out form?
- What? - Ha, ha.
I like it, it doesn't dry your skin out so much.
Good job, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Grace, let me ask you a question.
No, you're not. Come on, come on.
Go, go, go.
Mm.
I guess somebody doesn't know about the baseball coach.
So just tell me today
- Come on, please? - No!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- I've been listening the whole time. - Oh.
- Can I sleep with you tonight? - Aw.
Oh, that's good.
I called the office, they said you were in the neighborhood. Nice place.
Who wants a Cubano, huh?
Talking to myself
How'd the kids go down?
Wait, are you serious?
AP after a hot bag of Cheetos
Get in here, Rapunzel.
Oh, this fucking guy..
And stay with you here tonight