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- Yeah. That was a great day, man. - It was.
Oh. Honey, don't show them that. They're gonna think we're wackos.
Really?
- That is ridiculous. - I know.
- Ah, enlighten me. - When you pull into a person's driveway...
Can I get a rub-and-tug and finish off with a tea bag, please?
That's what you get. That's what you get.
Okay, look. I'm taking the bull by the horns right now, okay?
If you thought that I was kind of coming on to you...
I told my dad that. Wonder was sad. When we want to see in a moive Theater for are filed trip A few days ago dad he rented it from the library yes OK get ready to get emotional
- She's okay? - She's all right.
I was just giving him a faux job.
lol
He's like a little monkey. He just wants to climb all over me.
Hoo. Um ....
She's 45 years old and she still parties like she's my age.
Okay, uh, I'll say three 9s.
My Turkish cream puff
...and I wasn't paying any attention, and I think I must have hit some sand...
We started going out when I was a freshmen in college.
I think we can just be our natural selves.
No. No.
You people are horrible! Horrible!
Seemed like they were having problems, you know?
- Hey! - What are you doing, man?
Get me some towels.
On one of the fairways. I grabbed e club, took e swing, looked around, gone.
A faux job.
Quiet little monsters
It's a bit naughty.
- Ha, ha. Correct. - You don't even have a hall pass.
Hey, hey, hey. What about those two? Why don't you go bang them?
Um, hey, man, do you mind if she takes my order?
You know what really bothers me?
All right, well, good luck finishing your movie.
Wow.
You realize how much easier this is, having a hall-pass partner?
Creep inside my bedroom well
Hey, gang, check this out.
That's my Aunt Meg over there.
Hey, do you remember my brother-in-law, Flats?
- Stuffed grape leaves? - Yeah, and some gyros.
Okay?
Forever.
Like the city in Ireland.
But I gotta pee, Jeffy! Okay, Cheezborger, let’s urinating on bush!
They wouldn't say any more because I'm not you.
Well, I guess one beer won't kill us.
You know, I went balls deep in one of the bridesmaids.
Coakley's game room upstairs. it's soundless.
No. it's only 2:30. I'm gonna go back in the party.
...can we please just never, ever talk about what happened this week?
Workaholic. She'll be out of here in five minutes.
Are you gonna leave me now?
Tomorrow morning I'm taking the kids to my parents' Cape house.
When you gotta go, you gotta go, Cheezborger. I’m DogDay. Yeah! When you gotta go, you gotta go, Cheezborger. And I’m Bobby BearHug too.
So? I can live vicariously through you guys.
Let the soul come to the surface.
This is Snow Patrol, the band.
No, no. it's like, just because your wife says it's okay to cheat, is it?
- Hey. - Hi.
Yeah. Yeah, it is, uh, quiet in here.
- Yes, you are. - No, l-- Look, how about--
This is Trooper Frioli of the Massachusetts State Police.
I've got, like, a mutiny on my hands.
Esta es la que quiérela Isa
Kathy Griffin's a delight, isn't she?
- Great, yeah. If you know how to. - Oh, yeah.
Absolutely. Come on.
He was standing right there. I can't let him know I know.
What?
...or a family man in a minivan?
She drove me there to apologize. Did Maggie give you grief...
Oh, I have.
Wow
This house has gotta be worth something, right?
...that the girls have been going to some minor league games.
I don't think anyone's gonna drop dead. But thanks, Fred.
I mean, he thinks because he sees big tits all day long...
I think it's been stolen.
That's not gonna be good when she goes to college.
Oh, I don't think he meant it in a bad way.
Oh, yeah, about that.
Very disappointed, gentlemen. Very disappointed.
- Well, good night. - Mwah.
What are you talking about? We were dating then.
NAUGHTY NOO NO!
Sorry.
We need to talk about what happened this week.
And Rick's house has got a bunch of family photos...
So what you waiting for?!
- You were dead serious. - It was a joke.
I say no to you!
Drink up, guys. Let's get this party started.
I called him a bad boy… Uh-oh! Jeffy’s coming! Hi-ya!
...because-I'm-safe-on-this-side-of-the counter routine's gonna get you hurt.
She's very vulnerable. She just quit cigarettes.
Me recommending Priest to my friends
- Of course she is. Shit. Don't bring me here. - She's been here about a month. What?
Hey! Paige!
I was your last?
it's getting a little loud in here. Is there somewhere a bit more quiet we could go?
Anybody have any napkins?
Hey Irish switch places with this guy
Gr whatever they say in Australia.
It has been an honor to watch you grow up
Why do you need an umbrella?
How does he know your name?
By the way, I think that I owe you an apology.
Okay. All right.
- That's where we should be. - Yeah. He's in Iceland.
Why am I pudge boy?
Yeah, I'm crazy!
It's a game.
Hey, Larry, I'll get you a cigar. Come on.
...I'll be waiting right here to answer any questions.
Tonight, you can have me.
- Here we go. - Ah, good show.
Hey, girl.
I don't want you at my civil ceremony. You cheated!
By the way, did I mention that my wife's vagina never goes above 71% humidity?