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Why?
Because I love you and only you.
The arch.
I mean, look at this buffet of ass.
You know what my dad had? A belt. Yeah. Now, that hurt.
- ...with one of the most beautiful women? - Six grand.
Oh, God, he has this stupid move where he looks back...
Heh, heh. Yeah, right.
Where did you find the Kathy Griffin look-alike?
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You can do whatever you want. Get it out of your system.
I once got caught giving her fake chow and I didn't hear the end of it for years.
No, I was just, um, upset about things...
Absolutely. Can wedge anything in that ass.
And you gotta pick one or your whole family will die. That's the rule.
Yeah, she's gonna go join Maggie up at the Cape.
You are completely obsessed with sex.
...that if you constantly tell someone they can't do something...
Who was that?
When it'd be 4 in the morning you'd be holding their head...
I'm Gerry. Thanks for coming out to support us.
- Not funny. - Fred, knock it off.
I'll take them to Finn's birthday party. You just stay in bed...
Look at you, you're not living your dreams. I don't see you hosting Wheel of Fortune.
Oh, you poor thing.
It's doubling.
Can you believe it? I get a second chance.
But you see this area?
Home, home on the range
The oven's a GE.
Gonna grab two.
- ...of the pot variety. - Whoa.
- ...but I don't know. - Oh.
She gave me a hall pass.
I'll just say it to you. I'll just tell you.
We had to stuff some gauze up there.
You might have appendicitis?
We've changed.
Why are you smiling?
Okay. But must check with manager first.
Try not to think so much.
You And fireball
It's just, you know, I didn't think we were gonna start dating or anything, you know?
- Fake chow. - Gotcha.
- Hi. - Hi. Can I take your order?
...to help you out, let you know you're in the clear.
I guess I still have a lot to get out of my system...
So, what's with the ring?
Cheezborger use peeing longest on bush. Peeing longest on bush? That’s it, Jeffy. You’re a bad boy.
She used to play with a Easy-Bake Oven. You bought her a Viking.
You know what? I think I feel a little better.
Maybe he has been home, but he can't stand sleeping in your bed without you...
- Maybe. Maybe I'm not kidding. - Ha, ha.
...but then you gotta do it to your kid? Look at that little:
What are you thinking? I'm a married man. I have children.
Fred's over there.
I got a hall pass. Why shouldn't she?
Ahh. Yeah.
Go, go, go!
...to sell them insurance, who do you think they'd rather see?
I got a little tickle in my ear that I get in the summer from mold spores that--
Thank you, officer.
What?
- Who's winning? - Uh-oh.
Last night, I fake-chowed a DJ's mom.
He won't even spend $60 on An Evening With Kathy Griffin tickets for me...
Your in-laws took the kids for the weekend, so I came home early.
On and on and on We are calling out
Um ....
...on your avant-garde piece-of-crap short film, you're gonna need a job.
And I thought, l wanna marry this girl.
Yeah. God.
- I don't see anything. - Yeah, upstairs window.
I'm talking to the guy who cleans my office!
I'm scared.
Just got it over with.
Oh, like swim with the dolphins.
Not a big deal. This is-- Ah.
I gotta go home and poo.
Fred! Fred, it's 4 a.m.
You think they'd like me at the river alone drinking with a coed?
Ah. That was just an angel from heaven.
Well, I guess you're off the hook.
Yeah. Bjork.
I wanna go home.
Honey? Honey?
It's not what you think. I swear.
Like I'm a genie and I can make it happen.
So is this, like, your playground? It seems like great energy in here.
Get off my back. I'm just trying to enjoy a pastry here.
- I can see that. A genie. Yeah. Ha, ha. - Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah!
Dude, up here.
...might scare off potential ladies though, huh?
No.
Why? Because I am a /icky-/icky guy
Words hurt, Gunnar.
Cuando ellas ven una gran polla negra que paso creo que me morí por un segundo
Oh, yeah? This morning you left the computer on Cock Gobblers.Corn.
Yeah. No, everything's fine.
Gerry, I can't stay.
You're not gonna get a better hunk of beef than you get here.
- Okay. - Ha, ha.
But I know If the world just passed us by
...my mother?
- You had your shot and you blew it! - Come on.
Fill out form. It policy.
Okay. Let's tiptoe.
Same.
CockGobblers.com
Okay, Rickster. Ha, ha!
Burn that speck in the pot of boiling Cheezborger pees on that oil! Not you, Jeffy! What did I do, you stupid old man? That’s my friend Cheezborger! And I hate daddy!
...and play back some of the more acrobatic highlights...
- They're just moving up from Long Island. - Oh, mazeltov, folks. How are you?
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The first time I ever slept with Maggie back in college, she fell asleep right here...
How would I know my wife wouldn't find out?
Apparently there's a forty percent chance of a light drizzle.
Oh. No, I can't.
- Really? - Yeah.