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Or maybe the hostess. Someone should definitely jump her bones.
FRED; Right.
I don't know. I mean, why couldn't we just keep the status quo?
- Sorry, we're gonna pick it up. - Ha, ha.
What kind of sick prick jerks off in his front yard?!
No, no, no. Come on. Look, let's out through the B.S. okay?
R-O-C-K in the U.S.A.
You know, I've been wondering if maybe I should give you a hall pass.
Yeah. I guess.
That's Mommy.
how are ya old snell gran gran? oh still wrinkled but alright.
Ooh, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need a bath afterwards.
- Like who? - Well, I was thinking about ....
So how were the little monsters tonight?
Coakley.
Come on! What kind of hospital doesn't have a live operator?
- Really? - Yes.
I'm saying, give them a week off from marriage.
L-l licky C-K licky Y licky C-K licky Y
Our girls been going alone.
- Okay. - I turned 21 today.
I can't feel my muscles!
Fred, come on. We're not the same guys we were 15 years ago when we were single.
What?
- I'll just give you my routing number? - Ha, ha.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Come on, Coakley, give me a break. - Well, that might be plausible...
- So pretty. - Chick. Chick. Chick. Zzz.
Hey, Quagmire, you don't wait for the girl to walk past and glance back at her.
I know you feel these are the worst of times
Well, honey, virginity's different for guys.
No! I would like to speak to you alone. Alone.
- What are you doing? - Huh?
Your wives already RSVP'd.
I just wanna see what trouble you got into last night.
She's a beautiful woman.
- Come here. - Anyway.
We don't have much in common. I can't even talk to her.
Please. Please, tell me she's gonna be okay.
Come on, come on.
- Thanks. - Mm-hm.
- Ha, ha. Well, I don't know. I-- - Hey.
Oh, I'm sorry. Ch.
This is an investment, man.
Why don't you go upstairs and slip into something uncomfortable...
We'll be back next Sunday.
That lunatic was attacking them before he punched Officer Leska.
This is racial profiling! I wanna speak to a barrister!
- Well, it wasn't really his choice. - Mm-hm.
I thought you were down at the Cape.
I don't believe this. Maggie's having an affair.
Um, so are you women from Ireland perchance?
But there is an oldies bar up on Mineral Spring Avenue.
Is it real now
Hey Irish
Who's that girl?
All right, I love you too.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Here you go.
Oh, hi, Jeffy. What are you doing, Jeffy? Hi, CatNap. I’m use Cheezborger peeing on bush, CatNap. It’s still longest.
- I don't know how I feel about it. - Feel about what?
Why don' t you let your husband have a hall pass and let us know how it turns out?
No, no! Do me a favor! Irish, switch places with these guys! Okay.
...whose husband decides he's gonna take a week off?
Imagine being Coakley, huh?
You can have anyone you want. You know she's not gonna get pregnant.
Walking on a dream
- Next Saturday-- I think that could be tough. - Yeah, we're jammed.
You ever heard of a hall pass?
Hi
Um, you know what? I gotta get going. We have a--
Paige told me where you were staying.
I wouldn't have the time
Come on in. I'm just mixing up some margaritas.
As always. Just the perfect amount of starch.
Is that why you were crying that night?
Not.
Long thing Bottom text
Uh .... No, everything's not okay.
For putting you through all this.
What is happening?!
Why?
- The tall blond, right here. Yeah. - Hmm.
What are you doing here?
Okay, come on. Bath time. Time to scrub some backs and clean some cracks.
Yes, Rick. More tongue.
Please meet me at my place afterwards to toast the best summer of my life.
Because it would be inappropriate, Paige.
Pool of drool When honey bun sleeps
I want to, honey. I really do.
Relax. Here's how I see it:
Hmm?
We gotta get out of here, we're burning daylight.
- All right, give me one of those things. - Hee-hee.
Let me tell you something. I wouldn't titty-bang any of you in a snowstorm.
That Pinner has a hell of a right hook!
So I drink again
- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You fill out form.
Ouch.
- What could you do? - Exactly.
yes beryl brathayleyette? what do you want? i want to do some cangullterolldoorshuttering in coolangatta.
I think it's our job as women that between the hours of 10 p.m. and 6 a.m...
Yeah. I went to a party there once.
Whoo!
- Daddy? - No, absolutely not.
Watch us reel in the babes. Ha, ha.
But then it gives you a little room to get it up there!
You're a good guy.
Hey, you okay? You keep checking your pulse.
And my wife's been in an accident, and I need to see if she's okay!
- So we were wondering if-- - Can I get my 50 bucks back?
I have commitments.
Are you joking? Those guys got hall passes?
- Take care, guys. - Okay.
- ...and just ask the girls to come home. - No!
Put her on a pedestal. The biggest one you can find.
Every loser in Vegas thinks they can do better.
You say no to me? No, no, no. Flip it!
- Shake it, shake it, shake it - Like a tambourine
Oh! Unbelievable. How does he come up with this stuff, huh?
The Teen Awards, where she went down there.
- Never! Ever! - Hey! Hey!
Little help. Leigh?
What if they end up stalking me?
- No disease. - Not gonna cry rape.
Now, mother-in-laws. What do they go for on the black market?
Occasionally?
Hey Scotty, switch places with this guy