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- Just everyone at the barbecue. - What?
I mean, I thought that was just gonna be a teenage thing, right?
If Maggie and Grace find out that we can't get laid on our own...
He says we took way too much!
No. No, she hates baseball.
Really? Are you--? You okay?
- What the fuck is this? - My husband!
What is taking this dude so long?
- Hey, guys. Hi. - That's why he wears a tie.
I think a safe room is a bit over-the-top.
But that one game where we had a couple fans in the stands, we played even better.
Mr. Searing? You pick up other day. No more clothes here.
...from the show I'm about to put on for you.
I just talked with Maggie's dad and he was saying...
Brent?
I get my weather from that site.
...take my girl and then get away with it?
They're too needy. Plus, it's usually smart to get married if you're gonna have kids...
- Really? - Yeah.
Are you kidding? He wears one of those things...
Hello?
They love sex.
No, I didn't get a fucking shot count.
How do you know those aren't her friends?
For God's sakes, at least take a couple of swings.
When I see a 727 and DC-9 leave 10 min apart in 2022.
. .
You think I give a shit, pudge boy?
Mike's B'day thought for Marisa Enjoy your day!!!
- I'll get you signed right up. - Okay.
- Hey, Rick. - How you doing?
Oh, Leigh, are you gonna grab a brew-ski after your workout?
Yeah. Sure thing, Leigh.
Go on.
...and don't wanna use your tongue, so you use fingers and smack your lips.
- Whoo! Mm. - The spirits doth floweth.
When does yours begin?
If you decide to join, tell them Leigh sent you and I'll get two free months.
Talk to her? Fred, now what do you want, a pen pal or a poon pal?
Hey, if you get a chance, please pound Ed's potato for me.
...so I'm thinking it could speed up the process.
What do you squat?
Honey, you and I
- Good. What are they? - Let's be honest.
But please, I am begging you...
Ed. Britney.
- Fred. - Hello.
Good night, Paige.
I'll just be a second.
The least she could do is lend a sympathetic ear.
Hey, honey. We better get a move on. We gotta meet up with Fred and Grace soon.
We're gonna have a belly-flop contest in the pool. You all can be judges.
you are about to enter the courtroom of judge joosy jew. the people are cakes the rulings are judy the cases are shiendalin. this is judge deewyyu.
Um, hmm.
- No. - Heh.
- What the hell is this? - Get in here, you're gonna love this.
- How long would you have to make out? - Ten minutes.
You're gonna be okay. Just take a couple breaths.
CockGobblers.com
Oh, wait! Rick, Rick, Rick. Good luck with Mags.
chicks dig motorcycles. Come on.
- I feel bad for Ed Jr. - Mm-hm.
So is this guy like your boyfriend or something?
Okay, boys, you're on the clock now.
Wow. You must've really pushed her to get her to this point.
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. She's fine. She just broke her nose.
- How about you pay now. - No. Guys ....
Am I scaring you, asshole?
Well, I have a great wife...
- It's probably jacked up on bricks now. - Gary, you're being paranoid.
You guys choose them yourself or they come from Corporate?
- He's coming through the back. - What's up, assholes?
Dude, where's my golf cart?
Well, I thought you'd like to watch a movie in a minivan.
What is this, amateur hour?
Rick and Fred are like a couple of domesticated cats scratching at the door.
Mac waking up on the fifth floor after passing out from heat exhaustion., William Boone & Mike waking him up....
- On the vagina. - Ooh.
You know, we've got the whole week, so ....
Well, kind of. You made me drive around town for two hours, remember?
Uh, to who? Because you know what? The last that I checked...
Gr some Frankinopoulos monster where he combines his favorite parts of all of them?
R-O-C-K IN THE USA, OR WHATEVER THEY SAY
The deep freeze is over.
I know. You were my first.
When I was in college I was right where you are.
All right.
Why are you guys staying at a hotel?
Um, well, seriously, though, thanks for everything.
- A what? - A hall pass. A week off from marriage.
And behind that wall, the war room. A 300-square-foot humidor.
Wow.
Where you're looking. It was your air space.
Oh, hi, Emi. Why are you so mad? I am so mad, Jeffy! Because I change our voice!
Hi Matt he looks small compared to you!
Look, this isn't just about her cock blocking me.
- Um .... - Please.
Creep into my head I'm young again
No. Those are my kids.
One sec.
- They're nice, yeah? - Yep.
We're only supposed to eat, like, a quarter of a brownie each!
- it'll take all the fun out of it. - Ha, ha.
Thank you.
I'm giving you a hall pass.
You know what I mean.
And what is this new expression, words hurt?
Rick, you can’t even tell me the month that you lost your virginity.
No, no, no. You know, I'd prefer no paper trail.
I wanted to watch you guys pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.
How long do you think you're gonna be?
Go, go, go. Get down.
It's like a week off from marriage.
Hey, I guess I'm gonna see you at the housewarming party next weekend.
Right. Right.
No, no,no.
Here we go.
Bless you, doctor.
- Whoo! - Wow.
Look, most married men have very foggy memories of their single days...
- I'm going deep with it. Five grand. - Oh!
- Mommy? - Mm-hm.
Look, you're a great guy, Gerry.
What are you doing?
- Oh, wow, look at this place. - Pretty good, huh?
- Frankinopoulos. You're Greek, right? - My ex-husband is.
He thinks I'm 32.
Mother?
No, I'm Rick.
Let's keep the office clean.
Hi.
Hey, what's with the helmet?
That's what we should do, then. We should get drunk.
Grim Tales Outcast
Hey, be nice.
No! Brent!
Oh, silly Daddy got the monitors mixed up.
To tie back the hands of time
Brian looks like admiral Dipshit!
Very disappointing
- Guys, we're in here! - They can't hear you.