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You could do this with a clear conscience. I'm not trying to sell you on it.
Great.
Let's go get a beer
- I like to think so, though. Ha, ha. - You would like to think it was true.
This is really bad timing. I gotta get going.
- Come on, who's in? - Ehh. Ahh ....
I got some more current ones. Look.
Aah!
We lost our final game today, but I went yard.
It's my paradise.
Oh, don't do that. That's--
Yeah.
- Five 3s. - Let me ask you something.
Or something, anything
Yes, Jeffy. You’re in punished, June! Oh, hi, Jeffy. How are you doing, Jeffy? And I’m KickinChicken. Hi, KickinChicken. Cheezborger use peeing longest on bush. Okay, Jeffy. Are you still done peeing, Cheezborger?
Shh, keep it down.
And it can't Ht your wood
Are you telling us you let Charlie sleep with another woman?
That's why we had the backup genny installed in Britney's rumpus.
- Fifty-seven bucks. - What? Are you kidding me? That--
But what just happened here ....
Don’t forget to subscribe. Bye. By the way. That’s all, folks. Bye! (bobby bearhug starts wave whooshing sound effect)
She'll make me take her shopping...
- Five grand? - Five grand, baby.
March 25th, 1989.
She's tense, she's hungry.
- Ahh, I don't know. - Come on. You've gotta have a number.
That's when we're at our most charming.
But that doesn't mean that I'm out gawking at every guy I see.
- Come on. You gotta go. - No.
She's taking the kids and going up to her parents' beach house till next Sunday.
Yeah, you're out of breath, Stephen.
- We've both been bad. - I kissed your babysitter's aunt.
Define frisky.
Yeah, my cousin got me and my aunt on the VIP list.
Oh, stop it. Listen, I don't deserve this thing.
When I saw a 737-200 at Van Nuys
Baby, I know
- Are they chocolatey? - Yeah.
I can see that.
That's one of those things they don't tell you, huh?
You know, you're so hot I couldn't help myself.
Excuse me? Have you seen my granddaughter?
You need to live it up.
I hope you don't mind me tracking you down.
What the hell is he doing?
- Where did you get that? - Grandpa's closet!
Conservative, but that's what I'm going for.
Take it easy, okay? Relax.
Hi, my name's Meg. Paige's aunt.
- Yeah. I'd love to meet the Dalai Lama. - Mm. Sure.
Tonight's the night we'll make history
Just a-- it's a picture.
And that bag, man. That's a little big to be bringing into a club.
Oh, my God.
What?
How do I know more about massage than you guys know about massage?
Brent, what are you doing here?
And you've been everything in between.
Uh-huh. And uh-huh.
Help!
It was never for him.
Why don't you see what you can do.
Paige, you're my kids' babysitter. Have a happy birthday.
Give those to Rick. I'm gonna take a cab back to the hotel. Oh.
- No, no, no. They just wanna watch. - Yeah. Watch what?
And it all adds up to what?
You guys got a hall pass.
- Freddie. - What?
CLASS ACT
Who gets a minivan when they don't have any kids?
- You never watched a movie in a minivan. - No.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Is that true? - I don't know.
No, I know, I know. I'm trying.
My sister, Jenny.
What do you think? Iceland has the most beautiful women in the world.
Are you guys sure Applebee's is the best place To meet hot, horny women?
Hey, hon, it's me again. Just checking in. Hope you and the kids are having fun.
No, 45 minutes is good.
I don't want you walking me down the aisle. You cheated on mom!
Wait, I don't get it. What--? Why aren't you buying ticker tape for the parade?
I wanna have a new policy of going out six nights a week without the kids.
Now, if I have to come out here again, you're done.
And that's their spot. When they're brand-new they'd sleep right here.
You're my only.
- Strike! - Hey, ump! You're missing a hell of a game!
This resort sure beats the hell out of the Comfy Nite Inn.
Don't waste your time, man.
ls it real now
Look, we got a long night ahead of us. Why don't we go fuel up?
...and a couple of breakfast burritos for the big dog here. That's a good deal.
No, no, I'm just kind of-- I'm just messing around here.
What are you doing here?
No, you can't! Not in this thing.
Hope those clowns weren't bothering you.
Because that woman is my life!
Yeah. I know that.
I'm not old enough to have kids.
Jeez, can you imagine, like, the looks that we would get?
Some knucklehead hotshot in a convertible Sebring...
- Oh. Hi, Fred. - Hey, Missy. Oh, here, I got you this.
...not because they have to out of some sense of duty.
Guys like me don't Hire guys like you. Alright??
Hey, Anderson...
Shhhiiiiid On gawd!
Yeah. Uh ....
...and he manages to make it home without squeezing one...
yes myerkerozone minterette? what do you want? i want to submarge the soubrrenterettes in subaiesureaco.
- What? - Yeah.
- I actually didn't order any dessert. - Yeah, I know.
Please. No, not at all. No. it's good to have company.
I feel like donkey-kicking everyone in this bar. This is unbelievable.
- I love you, Emma. - I love you more.
I gotta drop the kids off at a birthday party.
Okay. You know what? I'll say it.
No, the young one standing next to you.
Please don't have a nice ass. Please don't have a nice ass.
- I didn't know you played yesterday. - Yeah.
Mills, you're fired!
Now?
Oh, don't worry. You were my last too.
Gentlemen, look what I got here.
You wanna hear a great idea?
But I know I try
See, this is why the terrorists hate us.
Oh. You're such a good daddy.
You know, words really do hurt.
Twenty's old enough to, um--?
Rick song at the end should be to his wife Maggie played by Jenna Fisher. Rick this one’s for you Maggie pay close attention hit it this can’t be the end of everything why don’t we go somewhere only we know somewhere only we know somewhere only we know Maggie OK moving on
- Is that the marshal? - Should we say something?
That you're still gonna be jerking off after you get married.
Look, this is the third time I've had to flag your group, and you're on the 4th hole.
Do you recognize who this stud is in the blue shorts right here?
- What is it? - Now block everything out.
Yeah, senior year.
Oh, just some brownies...
- Ahem. Uh, hey. - Oh, hey.