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The humidity in there never gets above 71 percent and never below 70.
- Oh, wow, thanks. - You're welcome.
We're taking the party back to my house. Bring a girl or don't come, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, just .... You know, because ....
yes beryl sial? are you a member of the priory of sion? yes baby give it up give it up baby give it up.
And it doesn't matter how beautiful you are ....
...she's giving you the opportunity to live yours.
- Kind of. - Yeah?
Whose car is that out front?
Of course, it didn't sting as much when you were drunk.
- Who did? - You did. And it's rude.
Hi. Hello. Hi, Britney.
I'm sorry, I had no idea.
Oh. Um ....
I award your wife the house, the cars and half your wages.
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
- ls this Fred Searing? - No.
- Well, the kids are probably enjoying it. - No, that's just it.
Shake it, shake it, shake it You the one for me
I said rub, no Tug
What kind of soap do you use?
So I go out there, put the seat back, pump some tunes.
- ...you know. - Yeah.
...and the next thing you know, I'm running into a pole.
Just chilling and wiggling.
- I'm just saying if it was possible. - it's a scenario.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm weak.
Peace it.
Aah, that's my boy! Let's go!
Your wife is living her dreams, and now this woman, this saint of a woman...
And right now, there's a lot of people without jobs.
raelene i haven't seen you since you were last on the naughty frame you old granny! and i haven't seen you for 89 minutes not since you put me for smacking my shoes brendan snell you old grandpa!
Can you believe it? I got a hall pass.
Yeah!
All right. See you there.
Okay.
Oh, come on!
Hey, relax.
Well, I still got a few.
You okay?
What?
You're married men. She's half your age.
Poor guy. All work and no play.
Wait a second.
Uh, sorry about being a little, you know, quick on the trigger there. it's just, uh ....
You know, if it's not a big deal.
That's Mommy.
Mr. Mills, can I ask you something?
Here, open. Oh.
When two people become one?
Wow. You're good.
See you later.
That's amazing. You're like A Beautiful Mind.
- Get off me, Mom. - Brent, stop it.
- When you don't know what to say. - Ha, ha.
Ahem. I was making a joke.
What do you want, hot pussy or breadsticks?
Look, I promise, no one's gonna find out.
Okay? And it's not Applebee's. And it's not Olive Garden.
- Hey, did you get any action last night? - Nah.
So, you know, just suck it up. This is gonna--
Oh, thank you.
What? Paige, I have no idea what you're talking about.
You knew how important tonight was!
- ...with the mask and the tube? - Yeah, it's awful.
He got a little frisky, so I sent him home in a cab.
Yeah, you gotta stretch. Because even something like foosball...
Tell you one thing, Cube Gooding definitely does not belong in the snow, does he?
No, sure. But what did you just say?
- Really? - Yeah. Despises it.
How do you like me now, Splenda boy?
Hi, everybody.
And when I wake up in the morning All I wanna see
Oh, my God.
Mwah. Mwah.
Does this mean that you will finally come with me to An Evening With Kathy Griffin?
Now you watch, this thing's gonna end up biting Maggie in the ass.
- All I did was fake-chow her. All right? - it's true.
That Gunnar is so cute.
- Leigh. - Oh, this fucking guy.
And, action.
To tie back the hands of time
Oh, um ....
Well, all you have in this world is your word.
That woman needs something in her mouth.
- I'm serious. - Fuck you.
What does he do for a living, just out of interest?
Because you were eye-banging the java babe.
- Do they think, they're invisible? - I know.
You-- What was her name, man?
When two people become one?
That's what I'm saying. I've got a pass.
I should take you to the hospital.
Yeah. Guys, come on!
You and I gotta start playing to our strengths. Starting now.
Ha, ha. That sounds good.
- Congratulations. - Thank you, thank you.
Wait till we hit the streets.
- Come on. - Do it.
Okay. Have en good night.
I feel like I'm gonna throw up, man.
...I've thrown my back out where it's, like, the thing where you--
- That doesn't make sense. - You are so busted.
Thank you.
What? Look, I just-- I feel bad if I gave him the wrong impression, you know?
who's filling in for natalie kewan? marisa webb.
- Pleasure. - Nice to see you again.
Okay, um, come here.
Really?
No! You take it easy!
The point is, I like sex too. It means something to me.
Uh, 45 minutes? Less, if you help with the kids.
This morning you left the computer on CockGobblers.Com
Whats the matter with you?
She wanted to be a mommy, you made her a mommy.
Shit, where are my kids?
I don't even know what the dream is anymore.
I gotta go home.
Shooter down. Let's roll!
Oh. I'm very surprised to hear that news...
It's like the French kiss except down under.
The hall pass. I don't-- just-- Something doesn't seem quite right.
...you use your hands instead, and then you make loud slurping noises.
Ahem. What'd you say, the Indian Ocean?
Come on. Can I go?
You got a little broken nail Got a hair out of place
No, no! No!
Why don't you just back one out here?
Coakley’s back in town He wants to hang and he wants to bang