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I want to do kids or old people one day a week.
Trump's "Advisers"
Good God!
- Sir Roger. - Just think, Hawkins.
Did you trace that call?
- We are kidding. - We are only acting.
And now, it's you.
There.
Herr Schuster and Frau Schuster.
(After surgery) That is so refreshing!
I don't trust you?
Excuse me, are...?
But I think we can offer you a more rewarding scenario...
but neither are the thrills in London's interactive theater experience:
Who are the goddamn Germans?
Those sons of bitches blew up my Nikita in '79.
We'd like you to join the team.
Whoa!
Ha-ha-ha. This is great.
I go after the brother.
- Knock them dead, big brother. - There'll be bodies all over the place.
Dear God, I'll give you anything you want. Just name your price.
You are shit You are
Who you are working for?
Thanks. These actors don't know when to stop.
With help from your fellow actors, you improvise as you go.
Where's Gilbert? I heard a shot.
Always. You're right.
What's that?
I think she's going to do that, don't you, pal?
Oh, you're together.
Here's Johnny!
Jimmy. Jimmy.
- Help me! He's going to kill me! - Give me that phone!
How you doing...
- Did you tell him? - Of course not.
Are you?
I'm sorry.
I could do with some of that, sometimes.
Heh. I'm sorry, sir.
She's still in the bowl?
Boris, come quickly.
Hey.
Back in the straightaway...
Two bags worth. Whoa!
- What's that in real money? - Pick up the phone.
happy birthday
Two guys with knives took my wallet. I got nervous, they were so nervous.
I want a ThighMaster and I want a ButtMaster.
Bye-bye.
But I am Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin.
Dr. Ludmilla...
- Uh... - Ahem.
That's his plan.
- Did you trace that call? - Yes, sir.
He knows every detail.
Happy birthday, sir.
You're not going to give them to me, are you?
You are so twisted.
Time out!
If you've got a sense of adventure, you can be a real star for a night.
I would like fresh flowers in my room. Rare tropical flowers...
Aah! I'm flying!
happy birthday
This is Mr. Ritchie. My brother is doing your show.
If you hold it a bit lower down, you get more of a flick.
One of those audience-participation things.
I won't have to go on stage, will I?
Um...
Sure.
Maybe.
Trump's "Advisors"
Wait up, Lori!
happy bir
Chase, chase.
- That's the worst. Here, get a towel. - Ugh.
Freeze!
Okay. Heh. Okay.
Actually...
I never thought anybody could forget so much so fast without a blow to the head.
we begin with soft tissue.
No, Mr. Ritchie.
Ow!
Is she going out with anybody in the cast?
He works in the Featherstone Finch bank. James Ritchie.
You've got a great accent. Are you from here?
- Give me the money or I'll cut you! - Let me just do my line, first.
Spare me the prima donna act.
Who else knows about these letters, Mr. Ritchie?
The letters are upstairs in the spare room. You go get them. I'll keep watch, okay?
Yeah, tell me anything you want! Come on!